Best Roommate Pranks

[killacs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viYxhhclsQo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ6TWZv9ji4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqaOlhASbSs

Good stuff

[Warbuck$]

I saw the buttered floor one awhile back. It's probably the best thing I've ever seen on youtube.

[killacs]

The one at the end of the cereal prank is good "What a little b!tch" lol.

[GiantNFC7]

In college we lit a bunch of firecrackers in a metal trashcan right next to his bed and the person we did it to woke up like it was Fallujah Iraq in his room. I fell the to floor dying laughing. Bottom line, if your the last one to pass out drinking then watch out lol.

[mainevent87]

Best one of my days was in high school we put semen on top of a cupcake covered it with icing and gave it to one of our friends to eat at a birthday party. He ate it in front of everyone...hahaha still cracks me up to this day

[JoeJGibbs]

Best one of my days was in high school we put semen on top of a cupcake covered it with icing and gave it to one of our friends to eat at a birthday party. He ate it in front of everyone...hahaha still cracks me up to this day

What? That's pretty gay.

[CP]

What? That's pretty gay.

LOL these are the exact words that I uttered as a I read that post.

[JoeJGibbs]

LOL these are the exact words that I uttered as a I read that post.

Seriously. Its not like you can get semen at the semen store or in aisle 4 next to the condoms.

That's premedidated homosexuality.

"Hey beat off on this cupcake, we'll get another guy to eat it. It'll be funny I swear."


Yup, funny with a capital GAY.

[bk1998]

Seriously. Its not like you can get semen at the semen store or in aisle 4 next to the condoms.

That's premedidated homosexuality.

"Hey beat off on this cupcake, it'll be funny I swear."


Yup, funny with a capital GAY.

Would have been funny if someone would have went to jail over it.

[mainevent87]

Haters don't appreciate good humor its ok..;)

[mainevent87]

Seriously. Its not like you can get semen at the semen store or in aisle 4 next to the condoms.

That's premedidated homosexuality.

"Hey beat off on this cupcake, we'll get another guy to eat it. It'll be funny I swear."


Yup, funny with a capital GAY.

Oh sorry it wasn't the old vaseline on the toilet seat. Or buzzer in the hand trick come on that ish is played out. Lets get some originality and lighten up a little.

[bk1998]

Haters don't appreciate good humor its ok..;)

Neither do judges, apparently.

[mainevent87]

Neither do judges, apparently.


Apparantly mine did. :D

[bk1998]

Apparantly mine did. :D

If only we were all smart enough to brag about a crime classified as assault. Your mother must be so proud.

[mainevent87]

If only we were all smart enough to brag about a crime classified as assault. Your mother must be so proud.

She thought it was funny as everyone else did. Were not so stuck up about humor out here it's more of a lightened up community. We live outside of the 1800's.

[BluEStorm_47]

MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...

It's like when everyone is sharing their stories and the one guy just goes to far (cupcakes), everyone else has those terrified looks on their faced and someone just breaks it up saying, "That is f'in whack man..."

Wow..."that's just gay"...lol

[bk1998]

She thought it was funny as everyone else did. Were not so stuck up about humor out here it's more of a lightened up community. We live outside of the 1800's.

A lightened up community? Sweet.

When can we expect your next appearance on Jerry Springer?

"Hey ma, I cum'ed all ova dat cupcake!"

"Dat a boy Cleetus! WoooEE!!!"

[mainevent87]

A lightened up community? Sweet.

When can we expect your next appearance on Jerry Springer?

"Hey ma, I cum'ed all ova dat cupcake!"

"Dat a boy Cleetus! WoooEE!!!"

I'm terribly sorry. You can return to your Amish community (for the sake of argument) with no sense of humor. And I'll return to being a legend for pulling the best pranks out of my high school.

[bk1998]

I'm terribly sorry. You can return to your Amish community (for the sake of argument) with no sense of humor. And I'll return to being a legend for pulling the best pranks out of my high school.

WooooooooEE!!!!!!!!!

Do you still wear your letterman's jacket around?

Did you go to Polk High School?

Did you score 4 touchdowns in one game?

Are you Al Bundy?

http://home.nikocity.de/nomaam/Albundy/al065b.jpg

You're a legend, I'm sure.

[JoeJGibbs]

Is this the same guy that made the worst trades ever thread and then ranted about a trade that never happened?

[JoeJGibbs]

Oh sorry it wasn't the old vaseline on the toilet seat. Or buzzer in the hand trick come on that ish is played out. Lets get some originality and lighten up a little.

Originality?
That's along the lines of..
"I put Doodoo in your sandwich!
HA HA HA, You ate doo doo..
Man that was funny."

:p

[mainevent87]

Originality?
That's along the lines of..
"I put Doodoo in your sandwich!
HA HA HA, You ate doo doo..
Man that was funny."

:p


Dude all pranks are stupid that's why their called "pranks". My god how funny was it when they put books inside that kids bag so the sensor would go off. My god that really was hilarious. "Man that was funny" Thats a prank!

[bk1998]

Dude all pranks are stupid that's why their called "pranks".

This is awesome. Seriously, good job, you made me lol.

I'm using this argument from now on.

Don't like what I said? I'll just say this: "Dude, all _______ are (whatever you're calling __________) that's why their called "__________."

Does it make sense? Nope. But it's awesome. I love it.

[mainevent87]

This is awesome. Seriously, good job, you made me lol.

I'm using this argument from now on.

Don't like what I said? I'll just say this: "Dude, all _______ are (whatever you're calling __________) that's why their called "__________."

Does it make sense? Nope. But it's awesome. I love it.

prank:–noun: a trick of an amusing, playful, or sometimes malicious nature.

Know what you're talking about before you make an irrelevant post.

[JoeJGibbs]

Dude all pranks are stupid that's why their called "pranks". My god how funny was it when they put books inside that kids bag so the sensor would go off. My god that really was hilarious. "Man that was funny" Thats a prank!

Yea I see what you're saying..

You: HA, HA, you ate my semen dude!
**hi five**
Him: Nice one!

Him: Oh yea, when you were sleeping I put my D*ck in your mouth!
**hi five**
You: Good one!

Him: Dude, are we gay?
You: No man, this is original humor. Do you think my @ss looks fat in these jeans?

[mainevent87]

Yea I see what you're saying..

You: HA, HA, you ate my semen dude!
**hi five**
Him: Nice one!

Him: Oh yea, when you were sleeping I put my D*ck in your mouth!
**hi five**
You: Good one!

Him: Dude, are we gay?
You: No man, this is original humor. Do you think my @ss looks fat in these jeans?

Yeah cuz pulling a prank with a cupcake and doing it with some guy is the same....hahaha you guys crack me up:p

[bk1998]

prank:–noun: a trick of an amusing, playful, or sometimes malicious nature.

Know what you're talking about before you make an irrelevant post.

"All pranks are stupid, that's why they're called pranks."

Therefore an elaborate or well-thought out prank isn't called a prank?

Amusing, playful, or malicious = stupid? Next stop, Sherlock: Definition of stupid.

All posts are irrelevant, that's why they call them posts! :rolleyes:

[JoeJGibbs]

"All pranks are stupid, that's why they're called pranks."

Therefore an elaborate or well-thought out prank isn't called a prank?

Amusing, playful, or malicious = stupid? Next stop, Sherlock: Definition of stupid.

All posts are irrelevant, that's why they call them posts! :rolleyes:

lol, seriously.

[mainevent87]

Therefore an elaborate or well-thought out prank isn't called a prank?


A well thought out Prank is not called a prank? Maybe your next stop should be definition of "stupid".

[JoeJGibbs]

Yeah cuz pulling a prank with a cupcake and doing it with some guy is the same....hahaha you guys crack me up:p

lol would you beat off in his mouth and tell him to swallow it?
That's basically what you did.

It's gay -- seriously.

[mainevent87]

lol would you beat off in his mouth and tell him to swallow it?
That's basically what you did.

It's gay -- seriously.

Uh...not hardly maybe you should read it again. Get ya biphocals this time.

[bk1998]

A well thought out Prank is not called a prank? Maybe your next stop should be definition of "stupid".

Oh dear God.

Basic logic obviously doesn't work with you. Hang on, I'll draw a picture.

[mainevent87]

Oh dear God.

Basic logic obviously doesn't work with you. Hang on, I'll draw a picture.

No that's not basic logic. That's like me saying hmmmm....a well written book is not called a book. Or a well written letter is not called a letter...wtf.

[JoeJGibbs]

Best one of my days was in high school we put semen on top of a cupcake covered it with icing and gave it to one of our friends to eat at a birthday party. He ate it in front of everyone...hahaha still cracks me up to this day

Questions:

a) Who's semen was it -- tell the truth
b) "We put semen" was it more than one guy?


Thought process-
a) beat off
b) take the jiz and put it on a cupcake
c) give it to a male

Gay or not gay?

[mainevent87]

Questions:

a) Who's semen was it -- tell the truth
b) "We put semen" was it more than one guy?


Thought process-
a) beat off
b) take the jiz and put it on a cupcake
c) give it to a male

Gay or not gay?

a) mine I'll tell the truth
b) no just me

Thought process-
pretty funny not the same as some guy sucking you off. The connection makes no sense

[bk1998]

As you can see, under your theory, there is no possibility for a prank to exist outside the realm of stupid. As I tried to "not-so-subtly" point out, that left no explanation for well-thought out or elaborate pranks.

One thing is constant... your place in the realm.

[BluEStorm_47]

This might be one of the funniest threads in awhile. I nominate it for the thread Hall of Fame (if we had one).



By Joe

Yea I see what you're saying..

You: HA, HA, you ate my semen dude!
**hi five**
Him: Nice one!

Him: Oh yea, when you were sleeping I put my D*ck in your mouth!
**hi five**
You: Good one!

Him: Dude, are we gay?
You: No man, this is original humor. Do you think my @ss looks fat in these jeans?

MWHAHAHA...:eek::D

[JoeJGibbs]

a) mine I'll tell the truth
b) no just me

Thought process-
pretty funny not the same as some guy sucking you off. The connection makes no sense
Ha, but that's not what I asked you

Again your thought process:
a) beat off
b) put it on a cupcake
c) give it to a male

Is that not what you said you did?
Gay or not gay?

[R-ILLA]

This might be one of the funniest threads in awhile. I nominate it for the thread Hall of Fame (if we had one).




MWHAHAHA...:eek::D

I wasn't going to open the thread because I thought it would be stupid, but yeah I agree with you .

[JoeJGibbs]

She thought it was funny as everyone else did. Were not so stuck up about humor out here it's more of a lightened up community. We live outside of the 1800's.

there's a reason why your mom thought someone eating a sperm covered cupcake wasn't that bad. She's female.
Unless your mom is a tranny, then its ok but that's gay too

lol I'm just sayin...

[PREZ]

Let me get this straight. Someone nutted on a cupcake, and you gave it to someone else to eat? Gay and sick. That's the same as bustin one in a dude's mouth. That's not funny. That's how you get knocked smooth the phuuuuuuuuuuggg out.

Am I certified to use the word 'phug'? :D

[CP]

GIbbs is absolutely killing me.

[JoeJGibbs]

Let me get this straight. Someone nutted on a cupcake, and you gave it to someone else to eat? Gay and sick. That's the same as bustin one in a dude's mouth. That's not funny. That's how you get knocked smooth the phuuuuuuuuuuggg out.

Am I certified to use the word 'phug'? :D

yes and a funny thing about it- When he first explained it he said "we" did X,Y,Z. Then he came clean (pun intended) only when I asked him who did it and said "I did it."

bwahahahahahahah in the back of his mind he knew that ***** was gay and he knew he should tell it as "we" because he didn't want to isolate the gayness to himself.

[JoeJGibbs]

As you can see, under your theory, there is no possibility for a prank to exist outside the realm of stupid. As I tried to "not-so-subtly" point out, that left no explanation for well-thought out or elaborate pranks.

One thing is constant... your place in the realm.

BWHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA, that was a dope venn diagram.
Very easy to follow and understand.

[PREZ]

yes and a funny thing about it- when he first explained it he said "we" did x,y,z. Then he came clean (pun intended) only when i asked him who did it and said "i did it."

bwahahahahahahah in the back of his mind he knew that ***** was gay and he knew he should tell it as "we" because he didn't want to isolate the gayness to himself.

hahahahahahaha

[A Disciple]

i wasn't gonna read this thread, but someone told me to check it out. let me just say... wow.


Best one of my days was in high school we put semen on top of a cupcake covered it with icing and gave it to one of our friends to eat at a birthday party. He ate it in front of everyone...hahaha still cracks me up to this day
dude, are you serious right now? this is what you did to a "friend"???

What? That's pretty gay.
agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

Seriously. Its not like you can get semen at the semen store or in aisle 4 next to the condoms.

That's premedidated homosexuality.

"Hey beat off on this cupcake, we'll get another guy to eat it. It'll be funny I swear."


Yup, funny with a capital GAY.
lol

Haters don't appreciate good humor its ok..;)
good hummor? good humor? getting another guy to taste your SEMEN is good humor???

Oh sorry it wasn't the old vaseline on the toilet seat. Or buzzer in the hand trick come on that ish is played out. Lets get some originality and lighten up a little.
originality? let me get this straight, you went to the think tank to think up an original prank... and came up with how to get another guy to taste your nut? really?

She thought it was funny as everyone else did. Were not so stuck up about humor out here it's more of a lightened up community. We live outside of the 1800's.
are you kidding me? my grandmother would have cursed me out and probably asked me to leave.

I'm terribly sorry. You can return to your Amish community (for the sake of argument) with no sense of humor. And I'll return to being a legend for pulling the best pranks out of my high school.
ok, again let me get this straight... because he doesnt think that letting another guy taste his nut, he's amish... and because you beat your meat on top of a cupcake and got your "friend" to eat it... you are a legend?

WooooooooEE!!!!!!!!!

Do you still wear your letterman's jacket around?

Did you go to Polk High School?

Did you score 4 touchdowns in one game?

Are you Al Bundy?

http://home.nikocity.de/nomaam/Albundy/al065b.jpg

You're a legend, I'm sure.
lol, this made me chuckle.

Originality?
That's along the lines of..
"I put Doodoo in your sandwich!
HA HA HA, You ate doo doo..
Man that was funny."

:p
lol, thi stoo.

Yea I see what you're saying..

You: HA, HA, you ate my semen dude!
**hi five**
Him: Nice one!

Him: Oh yea, when you were sleeping I put my D*ck in your mouth!
**hi five**
You: Good one!

Him: Dude, are we gay?
You: No man, this is original humor. Do you think my @ss looks fat in these jeans?
lol, gibbs... stop it!! lol

Yeah cuz pulling a prank with a cupcake and doing it with some guy is the same....hahaha you guys crack me up:p
question... what did you masturbate too? i mean, because when most people beat, they beat it to the thought of a hot chick or watching some porn or something. you KNEW what you were doing right? you knew that you were gonna put this on the cupcake for your boy to swallow up right?

so you are sitting there, cupcake in one hand, dick in the other... thinking to yourself.. "this is gonna be great. johnny is gonna have this all in his mouth!!"

seriously... the gay-o-meter has this rated as a 9.76

Questions:

a) Who's semen was it -- tell the truth
b) "We put semen" was it more than one guy?


Thought process-
a) beat off
b) take the jiz and put it on a cupcake
c) give it to a male

Gay or not gay?
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

a) mine I'll tell the truth
b) no just me

Thought process-
pretty funny not the same as some guy sucking you off. The connection makes no sense
guy sucks you off = semen ends up in guys mouth
bust on cupcake that guy eats = semen ends up in guys mouth

how does that not make sense?

As you can see, under your theory, there is no possibility for a prank to exist outside the realm of stupid. As I tried to "not-so-subtly" point out, that left no explanation for well-thought out or elaborate pranks.

One thing is constant... your place in the realm.
lol, great venn

I wasn't going to open the thread because I thought it would be stupid, but yeah I agree with you .
yep

Let me get this straight. Someone nutted on a cupcake, and you gave it to someone else to eat? Gay and sick. That's the same as bustin one in a dude's mouth. That's not funny. That's how you get knocked smooth the phuuuuuuuuuuggg out.

Am I certified to use the word 'phug'? :D
and FINALLY someone has my thought. when CP first told me about this i was thinkin, man i would beat the livin $#!+ outta a cat for this. like seriously. friedn? friend? dude, if you did this to your mortal enemy, then maybe we could all laugh with you. you did this to your boy. i woulda seriously beat ths crap outta you. like every time i saw you. like there would never be a time that would could casually pass each other. never. every time we meet, there would be a misunderstanding.

lik you can NEVER apologize for that. "ay man... sorry about tricking you into tasting my nut. that was rude."

[A Disciple]

lol, this reminds me of a great scene from 40 y/o Virgin.

"You know how I know you're gay? You beat off on cupcakes and then feed it to your friends."

[JoeJGibbs]

lol, this reminds me of a great scene from 40 y/o Virgin.

"You know how I know you're gay? You beat off on cupcakes and then feed it to your friends."

BWHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
I had forgotten about this thread.

Seriously, when he said this I knew exactly the type of place he lives....

I'm terribly sorry. You can return to your Amish community (for the sake of argument) with no sense of humor. And I'll return to being a legend for pulling the best pranks out of my high school.


Seriously, who goes around saying they're a legend in highschool for pranks?

[A Disciple]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump for classic thread rememberance day!!! lol

[Thong Sniffa]

I dont know how I missed this classic.

I don't know how one can pull that off (pun intended). I just don't see any one of my boys even thinking or saying that.

Guy: Hey I got one!
<grabs a cupcake and heads to the bathroom>
Sounds from the bathroom; uh uh uh oh oh, oh yeah, take that d, uhhhhhhhh.
Guy: Here, feed him this.

and there is no way I'm eating a cupcake just given to me out the blue.

Some sh it that happens, you automaticallly know if the person is from the Hip Hop Culture or the Rock Culture. lol

[dmac2brown46]

bump for everyone to enjoy :D

[JRob2282]

bump for everyone to enjoy :D

Hahah thank you very much...

I totally forgot about this.

[JoeJGibbs]

I dont know how I missed this classic.

I don't know how one can pull that off (pun intended). I just don't see any one of my boys even thinking or saying that.

Guy: Hey I got one!
<grabs a cupcake and heads to the bathroom>
Sounds from the bathroom; uh uh uh oh oh, oh yeah, take that d, uhhhhhhhh.
Guy: Here, feed him this.

and there is no way I'm eating a cupcake just given to me out the blue.
Some sh it that happens, you automaticallly know if the person is from the Hip Hop Culture or the Rock Culture. lol

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, totally forgot about this. I just read every post.

Yea and LOL @ someone handing you a cupcake and just eating it without any questions or red flags going off in your head.

[dmac2brown46]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, totally forgot about this. I just read every post.

Yea and LOL @ someone handing you a cupcake and just eating it without any questions or red flags going off in your head.

wonder if he finish the cupcake?

[X Bones X]

Does this dumb dude still post here?

Wonder if he dipped his balls in some guys mouth while he was sleeping recently? That would be Legendary!:rolleyes:

[JoeJGibbs]

hahahahahah Johnny Cochran couldn't defend the heinous act committed in this thread.

[Mr.tinyman6]

wow sick *****. i think i'll still be kicking his a$$

[GiantNFC7]

Legendary thread. Gibbs and CP had me laughing.