For this, I blame my wife

[Warbuck$]

Up 6-3 with less than 30 seconds to go in the half (I get the kickoff at the start of the 3rd so this is a prime opportunity to take a two score lead). My wife had just come home with her friend's three year old daughter. The kid then proceeded to ask me 50 meaningless, irrelevant questions. My wife then asks me to scoot over. Before I have time to, she goes ahead and sits on my leg, as I'm snapping the ball. Picked off and he returns it for the TD. For the rest of the game, which I ended up losing, I am asked how to spell moisturizer. Asked, why is the mail on the floor. Asked if she can take the debit card to get something to eat. Asked "How do my new shorts look?" Asked if I want to go with them to get something to eat. :mad:

[mightypharaoh]

Up 6-3 with less than 30 seconds to go in the half (I get the kickoff at the start of the 3rd so this is a prime opportunity to take a two score lead). My wife had just come home with her friend's three year old daughter. The kid then proceeded to ask me 50 meaningless, irrelevant questions. My wife then asks me to scoot over. Before I have time to, she goes ahead and sits on my leg, as I'm snapping the ball. Picked off and he returns it for the TD. For the rest of the game, which I ended up losing, I am asked how to spell moisturizer. Asked, why is the mail on the floor. Asked if she can take the debit card to get something to eat. Asked "How do my new shorts look?" Asked if I want to go with them to get something to eat. :mad:

That is classic, and another reason why I am and will always be single!!!!! lol

[BlueCrush2005]

Up 6-3 with less than 30 seconds to go in the half (I get the kickoff at the start of the 3rd so this is a prime opportunity to take a two score lead). My wife had just come home with her friend's three year old daughter. The kid then proceeded to ask me 50 meaningless, irrelevant questions. My wife then asks me to scoot over. Before I have time to, she goes ahead and sits on my leg, as I'm snapping the ball. Picked off and he returns it for the TD. For the rest of the game, which I ended up losing, I am asked how to spell moisturizer. Asked, why is the mail on the floor. Asked if she can take the debit card to get something to eat. Asked "How do my new shorts look?" Asked if I want to go with them to get something to eat. :mad:

LMAO, thats funny as hell. Guess that's why my company hours for females are between 10pm and 3 am. 5am if she brings a friend

[Dazed N Confuse]

Thats funny but try and play a game with your wife coming onto you when you playing a headset game lol.

[mightypharaoh]

Thats funny but try and play a game with your wife coming onto you when you playing a headset game lol.

I could only imagine what the guy on the other end of the headset was thinking lol

[Dazed N Confuse]

I could only imagine what the guy on the other end of the headset was thinking lol


Man it was rough I can say that was the 1st and only game I ever quit lol.

[mightypharaoh]

Man it was rough I can say that was the 1st and only game I ever quit lol.

Oh man that's bad!!! Ole boy probably is blasting u right now. Stay away from D-N-C he is a puller. He pulled the plug on me last night and I was winning.

:D that's classic

[joetoronto]

Thats funny but try and play a game with your wife coming onto you when you playing a headset game lol.

if she's just teasing, i get pissed off. if she isn't, well, it's not so bad. ;)

[hobbs2324]

I get the i am questioning our relationship BS thing while I am totally in the middle of a game, recruiting, or draft and trading. What questions could you possibly have, we're married, 3 kids, another on the way, in debt, hardly sit down and communicate 1-1, :rolleyes: , please leave me alone before I say something bad, I mean truthful :eek: :D

[joetoronto]

holy crap hobbs, keep that pistol in your pocket. :eek:

[hobbs2324]

I hear you Joe, don't worry, we only have rubber knives and no sharp instruments in the home

[mightypharaoh]

I hear you Joe, don't worry, we only have rubber knives and no sharp instruments in the home

rubber indeed that's what u need lol

[hobbs2324]

Rubber cell, rubber straight jacket, and from now on a rubber for you know what!!! ;) :D

[mightypharaoh]

Dawg your outta control lol :D

[joetoronto]

now you got it hobbs, no glove, no love. ;)

[hobbs2324]

Just to clarify, we wanted [4] so it's not a surprise of any sort, the second one was but only by timing. As harsh as I sounded I really do like my wife, just not when she wants the old heart to heart and I'm in a third and long in a tight game :rolleyes:

[mightypharaoh]

now you got it hobbs, no glove, no love. ;)

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha I nearly fell out of the chair