this is tha life i live

[kobe24jets]

Holy **** look at the life I live (Damn)
I used to be broke like ligaments
And nigga I’m rich
And now that boy got chips
Like ruffles… Lays
And you can say I’m tall as ****
But you can’t say I ain’t paid
You want to talk cribs?
See my **** on the lake
Twenty thousand square feet
See that’s a private estate
Helicopter pad for when I make them private escapes
So when it’s time to get that money nigga
I’m never late
I’m still the prince of the O-town
Make them hoes go down
Since I turned 18
kobe24 don’t kno how to act
Hopping out different whips
And smashing like err chick
I don’t kno bout ya’ll
But this the life I live

[conviction]

not funny (characters)

[kevin21boston]

Holy **** look at the life I live (Damn)
I used to be broke like ligaments you can't break ligaments
And nigga I’m rich
And now that boy got chips
Like ruffles… Lays nice
And you can say I’m tall as **** that's not very tall
But you can’t say I ain’t paid
You want to talk cribs?
See my **** on the lake lakefront properties are nice, but oceanfront is better. i thought a man of your taste for class would know that
Twenty thousand square feet
See that’s a private estate as opposed to those public estates we've all heard about
Helicopter pad for when I make them private escapes
So when it’s time to get that money nigga
I’m never late
I’m still the prince of the O-town
Make them hoes go down
Since I turned 18
kobe24 don’t kno how to act
Hopping out different whips
And smashing like err chick
I don’t kno bout ya’ll
But this the life I live


nice work. when does the record drop?

[NumenorBlader]

Since I turned 18

He's my age???

[shudder]

[kobe24jets]

He's my age???

[shudder]

18 homie makin more then your dad

[Nevada_Ballin]

Holy **** look at the life I live (Damn)
I used to be broke like ligaments
And nigga I’m rich
And now that boy got chips
Like ruffles… Lays
And you can say I’m tall as ****
But you can’t say I ain’t paid
You want to talk cribs?
See my **** on the lake
Twenty thousand square feet
See that’s a private estate
Helicopter pad for when I make them private escapes
So when it’s time to get that money nigga
I’m never late
I’m still the prince of the O-town
Make them hoes go down
Since I turned 18
kobe24 don’t kno how to act
Hopping out different whips
And smashing like err chick
I don’t kno bout ya’ll
But this the life I live

Weak................

[STICKTHEVICKTIM]

peep it let me do what you better than you
put lead in the head of this dude, in the river with lead in his boots
some say its better to shoot, i'd rather use my hands on this goon
and have his face looking a bit similar to this fool
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:zfORZDRgGFhxvM:http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/2711668758_53ba095d93.jpg%3Fv%3D0


the cd drops soon

[Paydirt404]

let me get in VIP kobe.....

[kobe24jets]

Weak................

Fresh from the dealership, I cop 3 Phantoms (whoop)
Millionaire shades keep your boy so handsome (fresh)
Don't hate, see I play with the cards I was dealt with (come on)
I'm all about my green like I ball for the Celtics (cash)
200 G's so I can ship or shine (ah hah)
And the watch face blue like a New York Giant (damn)
And no commercial trap a homie when I take my trips (uh uh)
Your chick shops at the mall, mine owns her kicks (ah hah)
You see the other niggas doin' it, but not like me (nope)
It ain't a team in the league who can out ball me (uh uh)
My money tall like Yao Ming (damn,) you're short like JD (hah hah)
I live with one motto, that's **** you pay me (where the cash at?)
Pilsbury boy, I'm about my dough (ching!)
Crib so big you get lost like the TV show (hah hah)
Still black cars spinnin', shoppin' habits is reckless
Walk in Neimann Marcus, where the polo section (I got)

[Nevada_Ballin]

Fresh from the dealership, I cop 3 Phantoms (whoop)
Millionaire shades keep your boy so handsome (fresh)
Don't hate, see I play with the cards I was dealt with (come on)
I'm all about my green like I ball for the Celtics (cash)
200 G's so I can ship or shine (ah hah)
And the watch face blue like a New York Giant (damn)
And no commercial trap a homie when I take my trips (uh uh)
Your chick shops at the mall, mine owns her kicks (ah hah)
You see the other niggas doin' it, but not like me (nope)
It ain't a team in the league who can out ball me (uh uh)
My money tall like Yao Ming (damn,) you're short like JD (hah hah)
I live with one motto, that's **** you pay me (where the cash at?)
Pilsbury boy, I'm about my dough (ching!)
Crib so big you get lost like the TV show (hah hah)
Still black cars spinnin', shoppin' habits is reckless
Walk in Neimann Marcus, where the polo section (I got)

Weak .... (ah huh)

[bk1998]

nice work. when does the record drop?

The line by line critique was a good choice.

Ligaments... lol

[VG_Bert]

So......what do poor rappers rap about?

Fresh from the dealership, I washed 3 Phantoms
Knock-off shades keep your boy so handsome (fresh)
Don't hate, see I play with the cards I was dealt with (come on)
I ain't got no game like Rajon from the Celtics (kevin21boston)

[JoeJGibbs]

Wait. Was I just witness to the day Bert spit a rhyme on VG?

BWHAHAHAHAAHAHHA :p

[kobe24jets]

So......what do poor rappers rap about?



i dont know cuz I'm gettin' paid (ok,) that's all I gotta say
Can't see you little niggas 'cause there's money in the way (eh)
'Cause I chase that money like that dog chase that bunny
Got that wet candy paint, got my car lookin' yummy (oh)
Only smoke the best weed, my cigar lookin' buffy (ffffff)
Like the vampire slayer (what?) put it in the air (ok)
I swear, I get head like Bayers
And I can do anything to her but pay her (hah!)
Now say MOB
I make a whole lot of money, I'm a spend on me (hah hah)
That's how I be, I ain't talkin' 'bout no insects or nothin' (whats up?)
But I must be fly (why?) 'cause your ***** buggin' (zzz)
Good lookin' rapper but your ***** ugly
You need to trade that ho like Kobe or somethin' (eh)
(Haaah!) I don't play
You could never get to me because there's money in the way

[VG_Bert]

Wait. Was I just witness to the day Bert spit a rhyme on VG?

BWHAHAHAHAAHAHHA :p

I gots mo' rhymes than Dr. Seuss

[evad04]

More Bert in the Sports Bar! I'm not alone on that.

[Swift456]

My rhymes are written with pure accuracy,
in this life of destiny, I'm chasing dreams to be free,
while you leadin a life full of hypocrisy,
I be the teacher and this is a lesson of philosophy,
so I can shut you dudes up and send u back home
, cuz this the land of blunted warriors where you not allowed to roam,
got you feelin all alone, a session of depression, you need to shut the hell up and learn a freakin lesson,
calm that ego and respect my mind's fatal deepness, with that deadly set I ain't got no freakin weakness,
you can see my uniqueness but never my tru color,
and trying to find that is just makin you duller, ready to shatter your dreams put an end to your schemes,you should of never stepped to us Battle rappin feens, at the age of Seventeen I been thru more pain then most kno,
I'll light a Dutch and let all these herbal thoughts flow,
My souls glows when I be on the stage, it's where I can tell the reality of all my mind's rage,
And determine who is worthy of bein the tru chosen ones,
All praises to my click so now we holding the guns,
This is the end of your fun, Im crownin me and my dunz, Makin you run,
Mind's flow like the earth moon and sun, And sprout like Cannabis Plants in the Jungle's of jamiaca
Ride my mind and see where it takes ya, it will drop you off in some Deep *** Abyss,
I got you so paranoid that you slitting your wrists, Cuz Im the wizard cutting your Gizzard with these lyrical scissors, got the leadership qualities and the direction of the RZA, I've slipped and fell so I can read you dudes well, Got souls burnin in Hell from my Heavenly spell,
About to Foretell the outcome of this matter, while you at the bottom we at the top of this ladder.


Real Talk

[SicWithSkill]

I gots mo' rhymes than Dr. Seuss

ffs you, kobe24jets, and kipster hang out too much i swear

[Paydirt404]

If people can buy a Lil Wayne cd, and listen to dumb songs like "Phone Home".....um, I think Kobe can sell at least 100,000.

[mightypharaoh]

If people can buy a Lil Wayne cd, and listen to dumb songs like "Phone Home".....um, I think Kobe can sell at least 100.

pharaoh edit:D

[Paydirt404]

pharaoh edit:D

I guess you right, you gotta crawl b4 you walk....:)

[mightypharaoh]

If people can buy a Lil Wayne cd, and listen to dumb songs like "Phone Home".....um, I think Kobe can sell at most 10.

sorry had to re-edit my edit :D

[XxsourdieselxX]

we had a jam with a remixed red hot chili peppers under the brigde with this title,

the hook was like

im gonna live my life cause, cause its the life i love,
and im gonna spreadd mad love till im old and grey,
cause we gotta die by slugs,sssssssssssssssssssssss
and were forced to live this wayaaa way aaaa

was a hip hop remix,

[kobe24jets]

If people can buy a Lil Wayne cd, and listen to dumb songs like "Phone Home".....um, I think Kobe can sell at least 100,000.

kobe gonna go diamond

[maddenman1]

If people can buy a Lil Wayne cd, and listen to dumb songs like "Phone Home".....um, I think Kobe can give away at most 10.

edited again

Pharoah dropped in unexpectedly lol

[X Bones X]

This guy is seriously a low-life

[ThaSpecialist]

So......what do poor rappers rap about?

Fresh from the dealership, I washed 3 Phantoms
Knock-off shades keep your boy so handsome (fresh)
Don't hate, see I play with the cards I was dealt with (come on)
I ain't got no game like Rajon from the Celtics (kevin21boston)

i spit out gatorade while reading this, lol

note: anyone notice how Kobe becomes more literate when he posts his raps?

[STICKTHEVICKTIM]

i spit out gatorade while reading this, lol

note: anyone notice how Kobe becomes more literate when he posts his raps?

seriously?