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R-ILLA
01-26-2010, 04:34 PM
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PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS…………………


Washington – Welcome back to another report from the RJ’s HQs. We are only here by the nick of our chinny chin chins. As all of you know the league was hit by a natural disaster (Kobra) which knocked out our means of communication and destroyed the RJ’s conference center (Format). We also heard that all of the team’s starters were in the conference center when it was hit. The Coach stated that he will not use that as an excuse as to why the team went 2-7 down the stretch. So, at 7-9 the team failed to make the playoffs which seemed promising at the halfway mark.

Coach R-ILLA should have placed the players on the injured list but he instead forced them to play. The only players that were on the list at the end of the season was Deangelo Williams (missed 10 weeks) and Tedd Ginn (3 weeks) , which were two of the top players. In the off-season they are looking to keep the same team intact and add a big fast receiver on offense. On the defensive side they are looking to shore up the Defensive Line and pickup a couple of Linebackers. Rumor has it that there were preliminary talks with Denver concerning Mike Vick but you all know how rumors go.

We'll give you more info in the upcoming interview with the Coach/Owner. Now to the Wildcard predictions:

NFC
Dallas over Green Bay
Atlanta over Detroit

AFC
Baltimore over New York
Miami over Indianapolis

Stay tuned for more information in the future. Also the coach needs to get his offense to do the following:
http://www.sporten.dk/files/fck/image/article/WashingtonRedskinsAFP.jpg
STRETCH THE DAMN FIELD..........IN TIRED OF THIS ISHT M#$#$#@$@R.
Until next time.
January 26, 2010

mightypharaoh
01-26-2010, 05:15 PM
Cuzzin those IHOP reps don't look like the normal R-ILLA chicks. I think the problem was you needed to have Big Butt Brenda the Blender and her girls cheering for the RJ's.

R-ILLA
01-26-2010, 05:19 PM
Cuzzin those IHOP reps don't look like the normal R-ILLA chicks. I think the problem was you needed to have Big Butt Brenda the Blender and her girls cheering for the RJ's.

Less distractions the better. Those are not my type but it goes with the caption. However your point is understood.

Comeback QB
01-26-2010, 05:22 PM
Cuzzin those IHOP reps don't look like the normal R-ILLA chicks. I think the problem was you needed to have Big Butt Brenda the Blender and her girls cheering for the RJ's.

they kick realy high!