Funniest stuff other players have said online

[X Bones X]

1. I will wrap my pen is around your neck and strangle you
2. Don't talk to them Roy, he sounds like a jew
3. Jerkin off your mom

[rjmcc01]

#2 is GOLD.


I've pulled out some hangover gag reel lines before.

In HC mode...kid kept killing me...

Kid-"man, i'm sorry again, that's like 4 knifes on you."

Me- "What ethnicity are you?"

Kid-"I'm white? Why, I said sorry bro..."

Me- "Cause you sound homosexual."

Then he killed me again. LMAO.

[LA BEASTIE]

There is certainly some crazy stuff said. I believe I was in a game with some real Nazis. They were saying crazy stuff about blacks and jews and the black guys were giving it right back(didn't here any jew comebacks) and then a spanish accent chimed in to say something to this nutty redneck. He told the spanish dude to swim back across the river and take a bath. It was all downhill form there.

I couldn't help laughing at the comments from both sides though, some people can get pretty creative.

[rjmcc01]

I've told this one before but once in a game of Madden a guy...strike that..a KID...told me he was gonna rape my wife and then cut the fetus out and eat it in front of me...

That's creepy stuff.

[killacs]

Some annoying latino (I think Mexican) kid was trash talking me inbetween games then got on my team and was trash talking me saying I was a kid this and that, then this dumbazz said something about Marley and Me. I was like wait the kid is on here cussing up a storm but is young enough to still see movies like Marley and Me :confused:

[A Disciple]

i was accused of being a booster partner one game after a guy got a nuke. i was like 6-25, and dude kept saying "oh yeah, you just kept killing your buddy A Disciple down here huh? you guys are gay."

i was kinda offended, lol.

[Pat]

A few days ago, me and my friend were playing in rust and this guy on our team would not stop complaining. He was so whiny and kept saying wow every time he got killed, probably said it 30 times at least. We kept sending him messages that read wow and he got mad and told me to F off and said some other unkind things. I thought it was funny.

I also like how everyone calls us the vag clan before every game.

[Xx Shadow_Baller xX]

Some @$$hole was saying how he ****ed the sh1t out of my mom last night. I replied, "Oh, that's why she came home with a magnifying glass this morning.." He shut up after that.

[Xx Shadow_Baller xX]

A few days ago, me and my friend were playing in rust and this guy on our team would not stop complaining. He was so whiny and kept saying wow every time he got killed, probably said it 30 times at least. We kept sending him messages that read wow and he got mad and told me to F off and said some other unkind things. I thought it was funny.

I also like how everyone calls us the vag clan before every game.

LOL at those people.

[dgeneryte]

I find it funny how whenever someone gets killed it always seems to be by a camper or f@g or someone that's g@y. Seems odd that according to people on the mics those are the only people that they get killed by. :p

[BigW]

This kid tells his friend not to insult this mexican kid, cause then he won't mow his lawn.


Black guy tells me to stop playing and go eat some Rice and Beans. I replied the day I stop eating Rice and beans, is the day you stop eating watermelon and chicken. So STFU, cause we all know that's never going to happen.

[JoeJGibbs]

Some @$$hole was saying how he ****ed the sh1t out of my mom last night. I replied, "Oh, that's why she came home with a magnifying glass this morning.." He shut up after that.

Really zinged him with that.

[JoeJGibbs]

This kid tells his friend not to insult this mexican kid, cause then he won't mow his lawn.


Black guy tells me to stop playing and go eat some Rice and Beans. I replied the day I stop eating Rice and beans, is the day you stop eating watermelon and chicken. So STFU, cause we all know that's never going to happen.

hahaha I enjoy a minority stereotype battle.

[rjmcc01]

Really zinged him with that.

lmao..killing Sr. Gibbs.