
Blitz Stops By To Discuss A Few Things
DJ: My dude, Blitz, what's good homie? How's the hair?"
Blitz: Puttin dat over-rated bum Troy P t'shame <censored> ya heard?"
DJ: "Haha, that was a helluva Superbowl though."
Blitz: "I told <censored> we was goin' all tha way. <censored> on some other <censored> though. <censored> needa start callin' me tha <censored> prophet, word."
DJ: "I hear that. No doubt we'll be calling to get a few words from 'the prophet' from here on out."
Blitz: "Nahmean, haha! <censored, censored>!"
DJ: "So how's the record coming? We've heard for months you been putting some stuff together. Who are your influences?"
Blitz: "<censored> imma jus try ta breathe some <censored> life back in tha <censored>, nahmean? these <censored> like .. i mean <censored> lil wayne? what da <censored> type <censored> is dat?? <censored> like tha Peyton Manning of <censored> rap, homie. <censored> over-rated. <censored> dat fool, rappin bout <censored> lollipops an <censored>. half da time i'm like is this <censored> f'real while i'm listenin. <censored>!!"
DJ: "Damn Blitz, I mean, I guess that's an anti-influence or something. Right?"
Blitz: "Word, <censored> if I hadta give an influence .. yo it gotta be dat <censored> Cam'ron .. yahs heard dis <censored>?? he go hard!! no <censored> doubt!!"
DJ: "Oh yeah, Cam is flames, straight venom, you on the spot there bro! So how's the offseason as a whole been treatin' ya?"
Blitz: "well ya know, lil drinky drank, <censored> is BBQ'ing like <censored> Superbowl Champs, I do my lil <censored> rap gig here an there at night clubs for my <censored> peeps. I take care my <censored> crew. we straight livin."
DJ: "Good, good, good to hear. But yo, whats all this about wide out AD talking about the Defense?"
Blitz: "word? what dat grouchy <censored, censored> be sayin?"
DJ: "I think he said somewhere in an interview about Defensive takeaways being like a holiday for the Offense. Something to that effect. He's not impressed with what you guys did last year. Maybe that was it!"
Blitz: "yo, what tha <censored>?? dis <censored> tryin die young?? yo, turn tha <censored> volume up <censored>. make sure yahs listenin. ey yo AD? <censored> come to tha <censored> Superbowl next year an get in tha <censored> endzone, aight homie? <censored> got shut down in tha bowl, word. <censored> he think he is <censored> poppin off?? <censored> see you in camp."
DJ: "Alright, alright .. well, that's squared away. Before we wrap this up homie, hit me with a few of those bars real quick. Gimme some of that flame!!"
Blitz: "Ha! I got yahs, ey yo .. checkit, gimme <censored> a beat, real <censored> proper."
[one of the studio assistants fires up a little beat momentarily]
Blitz:
"ey yo, last time I do da hokie pokey
dis time imma do dat duck-duck goose
yah haterz is like themenace
yahs wantin dudes up in ya caboose"
DJ: "ICE COLD my dude, take care and don't wind up in AAA this offseason alright?"
Blitz: "Haha, keep it real my <censored>."
Note: This shoulda been posted before preseason .. I didn't think the new season would begin so soon.