I might be, no, I am absolutely THEE worst MADDEN player in the history of the game!!! I just had a mental meltdown while playing online this A.M.! I destroyed my sticks I was that close to kicking the ***** outta my ps2! I'm defeated by a video game. My life is incomplete!
You see I started playing MADDEN when the "Vick 04" version came out. I had high hopes of one day becoming a respectable baller. I knew it would take at least two years to lift my skillz and game to a level to where I could compete in a manner that would give me some respectability in the "Madden world". Hummph, so much for that crap!
It's not so much that I don't understand football or football strategy it's just that my skill level has seemed to have peaked! Is it my age??? My ability to learn??? The ability to recognize and adapt??? I haven't the *****tiest clue!?!?!?
Now, I know this seems a bit melodramatic regarding a game but you all know how MADDEN can get in your bloodstream and it can become more addictive than heroin. I'll always love the game but I gotta let it go...at least for a coupla weeks!
I really wanna continue playing the game but it has drained me. It mocks me. It insults me. I am it's *****!
I am totally disconsulate regarding Madden. Sorry I let the community down.
I must be going now there's an open oven waiting for my head!