1. I wish I had *the Wii,oh wait, I already do!!!!_________
2. I wish my wife would do sumthing in bed________
3. Today I went to *my couch and played xbox, then stood up on the floor and played some WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*______ and it was really fun!!
4. Some times I want to *****______ when I'm bored!!
5. I love it when I go out to eat and I fart when I pay the waiter________
6. I really hate when my when we all flame each other________
7. Today I noticed that my balls______ are really large_______
8. I love when I post on vg and every1 flames me cuz i brag alot___________
9. BearfanMike is a possible online predator, so no comment________
10. When I wake up in the morning the first think I do is take a long, smooth piss in my golden toilet________
"SPIDER PIG, SPIDER-PIG, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER-PIG DOES. CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB, NO HE CAN'T, CUZ HE'S A PIG.LOOOOOK OUT, IT'S SPIDER PIG!"